*Andrea Duncan is a woman that prioritizes!

You’ll find her cooing and worrying about her precious hunk of metal she calls her motorcycle before going on the lookout for her dudebro Donny.

…Okay, maybe she doesn’t react well to catastrophes, but it’s not every day the goddamn bases are under attack* 

*Way to catch her with her pants down, it’s not like she was in the middle of important business on the throne or anything. 

That explosion sped up things atleast.*

FUCKIN’ HELL I’M TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT WHAT THE FU-

*And that second one has makes her become a yellow flash of toilet tissue trailing Pyro*

BC 

*Fucking ZING, Andy thought, guffawing loudly as she totally doesn’t eavesdrop on conversations* 

Naaaah. You know, call me a sap and all but I’m cool chillin’ with someone I can just talk to and do stupid shit with and play fight and occasionally honk a boob and be happy.

If they wanted me to, I- I guess.  

Let’s play ‘yes’ or ‘no.’ You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.

heycuddleme:

please??

borgatabadass:

*Fist bump accepted and initiated*

Shame everyone else was too busy bein in awe of our awesome shit ta actually win. Let those REDs sneak one up on us.

I’m not getting paid to not be awesome. It’s pretty hard to turn it off anyways-

By a whole day. Maybe Jenny should step it up. 

(Source: andreasfault)

what if 

i changed andys url to ‘anaheimarsonist’ or something

and edit her backstory that she burned a couple places down

FOR SWEET JUSTICE AND FREEDOM FIGHTING 

in her hometown 

haha fuck no i keep forgetting how to spell anaheim a lot anyways 

Good job bombinatin’ shit! 

*Got to fist bump it out, man* 

*This is Andrea’s very modest fourth time MVP dance, which is just her switching about on a carpet in her socks. Stay classy, Duncan* 

carsontheroad:

Dodge 1956
by CarsOnTheRoad

colorandthemuse:

Indian Scout

bluscoutliam:

Someone who loves tits that they bought a whole ton of ‘em just fer t’day. We swiped some from RED aftah chuckin firecrackahs in there, s’pose it was only a mattah a’ time before they spread across the bases. *puts an extra one on his head like a hat* Heh. Tithead. 

A true American hero. *Does an overdramatic salute, there goes her magic trick. One of them plops on her head to match his though. It’s fashion look it up* 

Awww you were chuckin’ firecrackers at ‘em? Dude, I found like, a whole ton of fireworks the other day an’-

Man, you should give me a heads up next time you do that. 

(Source: andreasfault)

ladyscoutinblu:

WH— I was not grabbin up on your— >8//C

Though, Andrea, I would think that eggs are more your thing. :J Since you seem to be such a wise crack, huh?

*Samantha Jane just for that pun she’s going to toss all these at you, YA CORNBALL* 

Nah, only when I’m egging someone’s house. I ain’t going into town for a month, they’re still lookin’ for me. 

*100% gangster* 

(Source: andreasfault)

bluscoutliam:

*throws one over* Aw yeaaah, pitchin’ titties. 

S’a pretty impressive skill there. Jugglin’ boobs takes a lotta work. 

*god this day made for such beautiful innuendo, Liam is so pleased* 

Ain’t gotta tell me twice. 

*She laughs hard while performing the dazzling seven-boob juggle* 

This is great, who got all these around, man? 

(Source: andreasfault)